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Friday, January 2, 20099:12 AMThe Twilight Phenomenon

Happy New Year and all that shiznits. I'm not listing down my resolution here because I don't have one.



I am a very opinionated person. I know my opinions vary from others, but I like to voice it out anyway. So I always write about what I think, be it political or anything else.



Like how much I'm laughing at Pakatan Rakyat's hiccups at the moment. And how I hate Angelina Jolie and pity Jennifer Anniston though I actually liked the former and hated the latter before Brad went off with Angie. Or how I think Crocs are hideous (the ORIGINAL crocs) and should be burned no matter how comfortable they are. And ultimately, how much I hate Twilight. Which is what I am writing about today.



WARNING! This is an Anti-Twilight Post. Please exit yourself if you are a fan of the series and the movie. I am entitled to MY opinion, as you are entitled to yours. This is MY blog so I can say whatever I want. This is NOT A PERSONAL attack against the Twilight fans, but rather an observation and an opinion. If you think you would like me less or take it personally, I strongly suggest you to leave this entry and come again for the next one. If you still continue reading, then don't say I didn't warn you. I would have used a cut but it didn't work and I'm too lazy to fix it. Maybe later I'll do it.





Let me sum up the whole thing for you
A 17 year old girl moves to a town called Forks to live with her dad, meets a very handsome boy who happens to be a vampire. *insert fluff about love* The end. Now you've read the entire book! In just one sentence.





So you may ask, did you read the whole series? Sadly, no. I can't finish it. I tried reading Twilight (the first book) and I honestly fell asleep because it was super boring after reaching page 21. I can't bear to finish it. I only read parts of it, and that's enough to make me form my current opinion.



About the movie, I really think it cannot be any better than the book. So I have no desire to spend my money for it. Maybe I would BORROW a pirated copy of it or something just for laughs.



Reasons why I hate it and the whole hype about it:

1) "His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep. A perfect statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble, glittering like crystal."



Vampires. Sparkling. Like. Diamonds. Tadaa:
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It's just wrong. It's even sad that Stephenie Meyer is so..delusional.

2) The books are the crappiest I've ever came across. I read the first 5 pages (ohoo don't worry I didn't spend precious money on the crap book, I downloaded the .pdf file via Ares) and I couldn't bear to continue (besides it making me fall asleep after a few pages..ohmigodboringcrapola). Why?

a) Purple proses (the word sparkle, glitter, are the same thing. She's REPEATING IT shamelessly to lengthen the book. This is exactly why I fell asleep reading it)



b) Too much elaboration on how Edward sparkle (as mentioned before) in the sun and how godly handsome he is. In fact, Stephenie Meyer drags the whole thing up to 500 pages! The relationship is sooo shallow and superficial, Bella almost NEVER referred to Edward's personality, but aptly describes his physical attributes. Here is a list of how many times Stephenie Meyer used to describe Edward from Bella's point of view:


(taken from The Anti Twilight Movement)
♣Hard- 109
♣Angel- 84
♣Cold- 65
♣Perfect - 59
♣White- 52
♣Soft- 48
♣Beautiful- 36
♣Cool- 33
♣Pale- 30
♣Stone- 29
♣Marble- 9
♣Dazzling- 8
♣Wry- 6
♣Statue- 7
♣Flawless- 6
♣Godlike- 6
♣Adonis- 2

What a DEEP RELATIONSHIP.

c) How Bella is such a bad example for young women.


- Falls in love with Edward after DAYS of meeting him


- Is mean to people who are nice to her. She's a new girl, people are nice to new girls. Why does she have to be mean? Well simple: They don't sparkle in the sun *rolls eyes*


- Wants to kill herself because Edward left her by jumping off the cliff.


- Has no life. No personality. Basically her life is EDWARD. OBSESSED with him.


- Lets Edward abuse her emotionally and physically because he loves her.



d) How abusive their so-called love relationship is:
Examples:
(taken from The Anti Twilight Movement)
-Edward is jealous of Jacob, to the tune of actively preventing her from having even a friendship with him. Abuse red flag number one.


-He bribes his sister to put Bella under house arrest while he is gone, so as to keep her under a watchful eye.


-Edward isolates Bella from her friends, and encourages her to leave them, calling them "shallow", then abandons her. At that time, he tells her "you aren't good enough", in blatant disregard for how this is going to hurt her. In abandoning her, he forbids her best friend- Alice- from seeing her.


-"I couldn't live without you." Edward attempts suicide over Bella, telling her beforehand that he's planning on doing so. Control tactic.


-Edward encourages Bella to lie to her father about seeing him, and furthermore sneaks around Charlie's back in order to see Bella after curfew and before Charlie knew about the relationship.


-Edward frightens Bella unnecessarily with his vampirism but does not take steps to ensure her safety. He constantly reminds her that if he wanted to, he could crush her, and she wouldn't have a chance.


-Edward does not allow Bella to make her own decisions or to disagree with him. In the beginning of New Moon, Edward hides, takes, or destroys all her possessions that are associated with him.


-Edward takes Bella's belongings that are associated with him in an effort to control her healing process. But Bella is in charge of how she deals with the loss.


-Edward watches Bella while she sleeps (during entire nights, weeks at a time). Even before Bella is aware that he is doing so. A violation of privacy.



Don't say he did that because he loves her. Or he apologizes afterwards so its okay. IT DOESN'T MATTER. He did it anyway, and that's being abusive. Boyfriends make mistakes but no girl should ever let them control their life and slap them around like the way Edward does. No matter how godly handsome he is.



e) The fact that the author abuses the Thesaurus and repeats the word CHAGRIN. I have no idea what chagrin means and I think its a bad word to use. It's like you want to appear intelligent so you use a word you yourself don't quite understand just to impress other people who have no idea what you're talking about.



3) The annoying die hard fans who just doesn't get it. You like it? Fine, but I don't. And I am making it known. So don't go on stopping me, I have my own opinions too you know. I call them Twitards.



Example:
i) The 13-15 year old overly excited fans:


OMGGGG!!1111!!!!1 YOU SUX! TWILGHT IS DA BEST BOOK IN DA WURLD!! WTF???!! IF YOU HATE IT DUN READ IT ASSHOLEZ!! FROM ISABELLA EDWARD CULLEN. This is MY example, now read the ramblins of a REAL rabid fan:
(taken from The Anti Twilight Movement)


- Kaylee Pechia wrote:


Twilight is one of my favrote books so im not going in on that fuckin shit you just dont go up to fuckin ppl that you dont even know ok it dosent make you cool or shit like that so id fuckin stop.Everyone is going to hate you cuz of this so many ppl like twilight so id just stop this shit you have going on here or ill just fuckin block you you fuckin POSER Well for how many ppl that like that book there going to be alot of fuckin ppl hatein you guys expectialy me.And expressing your opinions you should really go talk to ppl you do know and not go around telling ppl shit that you ahte fuckin twilight in shit yah its your option but dont go around saying yah were trying to get ppl to hate fuckin twilight. HOW CAN THIS FUCKIN HATE MAIL SHIT MAKE YOU LAFF EVERYONE ON HERE PARCTICLY HATES YOU I DONT GET WHY YOUR DOING THIS GOING AROUND AND ADDING PPL YOU DONT EVEN FUCKIN KNOW WHATS UP WITH THAT? IF YOU WNAT PPL TO HATE YOU WELL YOU NEED TO GET IN THE FUCKIN REALY WORLD PPL CUZ SERYOUSLY SOON YOUR NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY FUCKIN FRIENDS AND YOUR GOING TO WISH THAT YOU NEVER EVEN STARTED THIS SHIT YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE AND GO TO GO TO HELL BITCH Yah shure its great to you but not to other ppl the you know like twilight and go send them this shit you prob like twilight and you dont want to fuckin admit it cuz youv already started your own site and your prob just afride to go into the realy world. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE


(isn't this sad? I really don't even understand what she's saying. Whatever happened to respect of one's opinion? And the logic? We like it so much thats why we started a site on hating it? What??)



ii) The slightly more mature 17 and above year olds who are getting slightly defensive:


It's just a book, why do you have to be so political about it!



- Well if its just a book then why are so emotional when someone disses it??


iii) The scoffing smart-ass defending it by pointing out the obvious: It's a fictional character, of course its not logical.


- Duh. It's called FICTION. Do you think I'm two yeard old? And let me introduce you to character criticism!


iv) The angry fan:
WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!


- Well I do. And the rest of the people who think Twilight is trash do.


v) The superior fan:


You just don't get it. I'm sorry if you're so miserable and have lack of imagination. I'm sorry you're incapable of falling in love and would never feel how it feels like to be in love like Edward and Bella feels.


- So you call that love? And you tell ME I am incapable just because I recognize abusive relationships when I see it? We're in serious trouble folks



..among others. I am perfectly fine with fans. But I don't like people who don't allow me to say I hate it just because they love it. I would never diss Twilight in front of my friends who love them because I respect them. But I have my own opinion on Twilight, and I want it to be heard. What's wrong with that? You can diss the things I love, like Elle Woods or Bridget Jones or Mark Darcy or Harry Potter. I would laugh it off and still love them anyway. I always laugh at Harry Potter haters and those who make fun of us fans. It's all in good fun.



4) It is compared to J.K Rowling's exceptional series, Harry Potter. How could you insult JKR like that! Can you honestly say this Young Adult fiction about vampire-human romance is as good as (or even BETTER) than JKR's fiction about fighting evil, believing in yourself, standing up for your friends, sacrificing to rescue other people?? Twilight has only one message to me: I will never be as stupid as Bella, ever.



5) Edward Cullen is now the perfect man. Everyone wants an Edward. Why again? What's so perfect about a 107 year old vampire who has 'diamonds' embedded on his face and dates a 17 year old? What's so perfect about a handsome man who uses all kinds of control tactics to abuse and manipulate the poor girl? Guys, don't worry if your gf starts comparing you to Edward. You are being a REAL MAN because you respect her and you would never abuse her. If she seriously cannot see that, you better think about your options.



6) Isabella Swan is now the perfect woman. She is a whiny teenager with hormones raging, what is so perfect about this? She is COMPLETELY anti-feminist (there is NOTHING WRONG with being a feminist, feminism is about choices, and in Islam women are given choices) and a horrible, horrible role model for teens.



It's not just ME who thinks so. There are a lot websites and forums discussing this phenomenon. And we're not the only ones. Even the ACTOR WHO PLAYS EDWARD THINKS IS BULLSHIT. Just look at these:



i) What he thinks of the book
"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."
-I love you Rob. I love your logic.



ii) Interviews. Highly recommend you to watch and listen to what he has to say. He should know, he's the one playing Edward. He's potraying a character he needs to understand first.



a)He's trying hard to be diplomatic about it, but you can tell he hates the character.


"He wants to kill her everyday, and she's like 'I don't care, I love you' There's definitely something wrong with her!"

b)This is my fave. He really thinks Smeyer is nuts.


"When I read it, I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it wasn't supposed to be published. It's like reading a sexual fantasy..I'm convinced Stephenie Meyer is MAD..it's kinda like a SICK PLEASURE"

Whoa. I'm speechless!

So that's why I don't think Twilight deserves the spotlight its getting. I'm not going to ruin it for those who love the whole thing, thats why I warned them to not read this post. But I feel like I should say this at least in my own blog.



If you feel like I'm saying you're an idiot for liking this series or the movie, I'm sorry I didn't mean to insult you. But I never said anything along that lines, I just don't like it, and you're really entitled to the things that make you happy. I don't want to make you feel miserable because of this, my intention is just to criticize the entire thing, excluding genuine fans who respect my opinion.

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